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[Awesome the Hedgehog]

This Proves MTV sucks..

Cuz anybody can see why this was funny! To oblivionvortex and Rijenon: I was raised on Sonic too, so I'm a little saddened that you two didn't catch half of the humor. The main three being 1. Once Sonic Adventure came out, Sonic sounded like a beach bum on speed(annoying!) and used slang that was always kinda outdated. 2. In Sonic 2 tails could die, die, and die some more and he always came back no matter what. And Lastly, most people don't associate Knuckle with being black because of the rap, it's because almost any time you saw another echidna, they had the Predator-style decorations on the ends of their spikes, much like a person with dreads decorates their dreadlocks. Anyways, good job Egoraptor. I can't wait for an Awesome Bros. or a Resident Awesome!

[TMNT: REBEL 5]

Quite random...

and quite entertaining! Oh and btw, Battery666, this isn't a blockhead ep, it just has him in it.

[PPGZ in a Nutshell]

Much better!

This kicks the actual episode's ASS!!! That was the gayest thing I've ever seen. What made it worse was all the japanophiles jumping on bandai's nuts to teabag them into making another one!

Wonchop responds:

Teabagging still confuses me

[Goth Lyfe 2: Art Class]

very funny, but...

I just had to note: that guy acted more emo than goth! It's still funny tho :P

[Metal Gear Toast 3]

A bit slow...

I don't think the GFXs were that atrocious (Jerry Jackson holds the crown on that one), but I did feel that, due to the whole randomness part, it should have been sped up a bit to keep the "story" rolling. I also think you may have to get drunk, so you can have a more convincing drunk voice. Other than all that, it was chuckle-worthy.

[The Minataur]

Umm.. was this a churn-out?

I liked your art direction, it was very storybook-esque, but even characters in a moving storybook should at least a few differed animations. For instance, when the Minotaur puts its foot down, you could have had a landing, contact, and stepoff position for the foot. Also, watching the "hero" jump onto the beast was, shall we say, painful. Even with minimal animation, you should have made a picture of him leaping.
I know sometimes it seems easier to turn it in the second you feel it's done, but before you do, sit back watch the animation objectively (If you can't see it being on tv, in front of millions of scrutinizing eyes, tweak it untill you can) Do this and you'll likely see something that can be improved.

[Indian]

Interesting style...

The random artwork was enough to keep me interested. Wasn't that funny, but the two Indian tribes (Seminole & Cree, hooray!) in my blood have biased me, I suppose. What I DO find funny is that 1mk mispelled Indian. It's good to know how to spell your own race, buddy!

[Kanye West: Hurricane]

Reparashiuns is be good!

I have to say that, as a black man, that was quite the funnies! I also read your thoughts on your site and have to say that even though I cant prove that Bush hates darkies(yes, I know your lingo!), he sure knows how to use America's racism to his will. Am I lying? Maybe. That is, unless no one 'members how he used 9/11 to go after a group of brown people in a whole other country (Afghan attacked, we went after Iraq). But fuck all that, GIMMIEMYMONEY, CRACKER!!!! DAMN DAT RAYMOND!!!! Errrrybody love hims cuz HE AIN'T BLACK!!!!!!!